I Thought You Knew!! MEET The 8 Types Of People You Will Always Find In A Newspaper Joint

We all know that visiting a newspaper joint is one of the most interesting place to be at times cause of some crazy people and their hilarious persona over there.

Here are 8 types of peeps you will always find at every newpaper joint in your hood….

Grab a bottle of orijin and see what am saying:

1) The Football Freaks
These sets of people are always easy to recognize, all you need to say is "Up Manchester United!!!", that is their remote Control. if you love yourself, don't just badmouth their clubs or else! you know the rest.

2) The Buyers
These are the categories of people that are there to buy the newspaper and get out of there in peace, the gat no time to argue or exchange words with anybody.‎

3) The Politics Freak

I'm sure the people in the politics section will understand why I'm hailing them. Their personal in real life is the same as their E-personal.

4) The I Too Know(s)
These are the sets of people i love listening to whenever i visit the joint, talk about football, they will put mouth,
talk about politics, they are not left behind, talk about celebrities, dem sabi all of them, you will just be wondering if their brain has been replaced with a transistor radio.

5) The Free-Readers
Without these sets of people in the joint, then the joint is incomplete. T

heir mission is to come and read for free, at times you can even find them at the joint before the arrival of the vendor, the usually take 70% of the
population.

6) The Confused Ones

The main reason why these sets of people are always at the joints is because of the crowd, they will keep on
stretching their necks like giraffe just to see what others are looking at.

Then they will be like "Uncle, shebi this is
the Davido that sang: I dey kill mosquito well well?" And you will be like no be only mosquito you kill, na churcquito.

7) The Pick-pocketers
Hmmm. . . I hail ooo. . . One of their quotes which i love most is "Dem no be thieves but if dem pass, something go
lost" from that quote, you should be able to define them.

8) The Arguers

These sets of people will never believe or admit that they wrong, what they believe is that all what they are saying is
the right one and you can never convince them.

They can Argue for several hours without getting tired, you will even think their argument will lead to fight but it can never.

Feel Free To Add Yours Fam!

CULLED FROM: NAIRALAND